Thursday, November 15, 2018

OMG! Ariana Grande ditches signature ponytail - see her new look!*

Almost no one remembers her this way! Shocking -- isn't it?

Here is today’s original article:
OMG! Ariana Grande ditches signature ponytail - see her new look!*
It might be the end of an era… or rather, the end of a hair-a.
Ariana Grande has seemingly ditched her signature ponytail, something she has had for about as long as anyone can remember.
The singer posted a seflie to Instagram on Nov. 15. In the snap, her hair falls just past her shoulders, and her ponytail is nowhere to be found.
"This filter took my eyebrows away but i promise they're there," she captioned the image, making no reference to the new look. 
Her fans, though, were quick to notice, and they were quick to applaud.
"UM EXCUSE ME HI NEW HAIR I LOVE ITTT," one person said. Another said, "Loving the new hair my queen."
"Omg omg omg omg it looks so perfect on you," another fan said.
In 2014, she told fans why she continued to wear a ponytail.
"I wear it in a pony tail because my actual hair is so broken that it looks absolutely ratchet and absurd when I let it down," she said on Facebook. "It's all that works for now (AND I'm comfortable for the first time in years)."
The ponytail was fairly iconic, considering how long Ariana kept the look. In 2016, she told Byrdie, "I had no idea that it was going to become, like, a thing."
Here is my response; A plea for sanity during this culturally turbulent, and potentially traumatic epoch in pop culture history!
I am a rarity. I am an old timer who remembers our Ari BP (before the poni-tail) all the way back when she acted in the kids’ sit-coms Victorious and Sam and Cat, eons ago in the era that time has forgotten -- 2010 through 2014. If you get Teen-Nick, they show episodes from these series several times nearly every day. Calm down everyone! We loved Ari before the pony tail, and we will – eventually – learn to love her AFTER the pony tail as well.
I extend my deepest appreciation to those hearty and hale individuals quoted above for daring to be in the van garde of pop culture hair do critics! Four – count ‘em FOUR OMGs is indeed boldly supportive. Has the art of Jackson Pollock ever warranted four OMGs? Certainly not. It would not have deserved it. Another commenter appears to be extending salutations to the now non-existent pony tail – apparently saying ‘Hi’ to it. Has anyone ever felt sufficiently moved to feel compelled to address a Picasso, a Brancusi, or a Cezanne with a greeting as if it were a human being? No, and none of them would have deserved it! All their art actually exists, yet Ari’s non-pony tail is such an abstract artistic statement as to actually evoke comment owing to it’s very non-existence!   
*Sorry, I am NOT SHOWING Ari’s new look, for fear that the very non-sight of the non-existent pony tail may lead to mass rioting in the streets among our society’s less – enlightened types.
By the way -- It’s been a couple years, but Katy Perry’s ‘new’ hairdo still really sucks!  





Monday, November 5, 2018

Remembering the brilliant and original Hardy Fox







My apologies for stealing the following article verbatim from the New York Times -- time is of the essence, the article is perfect & I'm too super swamped to write anything original right now. Back in the early 90's we were privileged to meet Hardy and Homer at The Residents' recording studio. They were both extremely nice and normal. During our visit, we mainly spoke with Hardy, as Homer was busy creating the cover objet d'art for the upcoming 'Our Finest Flowers' album.  
Hardy and Homer, earlier this year
Hardy Fox, of the Avant-Garde Band the Residents (Maybe), Dies at 73




           Nov. 3, 2018



Hardy Fox, a driving force behind the Residents, an avant-garde band that playfully subverted the conventions of rock music for decades while insisting on anonymity, which the group maintained by performing in outlandish costumes, died on Oct. 30 at his home in San Anselmo, Calif. He was 73.

His husband, Steven Kloman, said the cause was glioblastoma.

The Residents were more than a band: They were performance and visual artists, critics and deconstructors of pop culture, and pioneers of music videos. Aspects of their cacophonous, gleefully absurdist music presaged forms of punk, new wave and industrial music.

The band found a following even though its work could be difficult, if not outright annoying.

“Strangled-sounding vocals have long been characteristic of their recordings, along with crunching electronic drones that retain a homemade, low-tech quality,” the New York Times pop music critic Robert Palmer wrote in 1986.

Mr. Fox said the group’s sound was rooted in traditional rock ’n’ roll and meant to challenge what the music had become.

Though the Residents admired “bubble-gum music” for its “simplicity, its directness and its ability to affect the public,” he told The San Francisco Chronicle in 1997, the Residents wanted to make something different: “Grating. Raw. Basically everything that rock ’n’ roll should be — and pop had ceased to be — with people banging on things and creating a tribal attack on these bubble-gum songs.”

Residents shows were phantasmagoric affairs, often incorporating video art, psychedelic sets and bizarre costumes. Band members covered their heads with masks that looked like enormous bloodshot eyeballs wearing top hats. The number of musicians onstage ranged from three to nine.

Heavy metal bands like Kiss and Gwar, electronica D.J.s like Deadmau5 and rappers like MF Doom have all performed in makeup, masks or costumes, but they came along well after the Residents, and the public knows their identities. That was never the case with the Residents.


Indeed, Mr. Fox always denied that he was in the group, though journalists and fans suspected otherwise. But even if he was not onstage, he was critical to the band’s success as a composer, producer and engineer.



In 1976, he and three friends created what they called the Cryptic Corporation to handle business, booking, distribution and public relations for the Residents. Mr. Fox and Homer Flynn became the company’s leaders after the two other founders departed in the early 1980s.

Both denied being members of the band.

“We are not the Residents,” Mr. Fox told the Times music critic Jon Pareles in 1988. “But if we weren’t here to market them, they’d just be lone avant-gardists making music for themselves.”

The group chose its name after sending a demo tape, anonymously but with a return address, to Warner Bros. Records. It was rejected and returned, addressed to “Residents.”

Their first recording, released in 1972, was a Christmas record, of sorts, called “Santa Dog.” (Its title track featured the incantatory chorus “Santa dog’s a Jesus fetus.”)

Their first complete album, released in 1974, was “Meet the Residents,” its cover a parody of that of the early Beatles album “Meet the Beatles.” It opened with a quick, strange take on the Nancy Sinatra hit “These Boots Were Made for Walkin’ ” and, according to the band’s website, sold 40 copies its first year.

The Residents pressed on nonetheless, building a cult following and selling albums through the mail. Mr. Flynn, in a telephone interview, said the band released more than 40 studio albums over the years. “By the time you figure in compilations and weird EPs and live albums, it’s probably 60 to 70,” he said.






They include “The Commercial Album” (1980), a collection of miniaturized pop songs, and “God in Three Persons” (1988), a rock opera about a man who becomes romantically obsessed with a conjoined twin, who, like the other twin, is a faith healer.

Mr. Flynn said the closest things the group had to crossover hits were a 1986 version of Hank Williams’s “Kaw-Liga,” which sampled Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” and which he said sold more than 100,000 copies, and a distorted, very loose interpretation of the Rolling Stones’ “Satisfaction,” which sold around 70,000 copies at the height of the punk era, in the late 1970s.

The Residents toured the United States, South America, Russia, Japan and Europe, and their music and videos became the basis for art shows, including one at the Museum of Modern Art in New York in 2006.



The Residents recently released another album, “Intruders,” and are planning a European tour for early next year.

Mr. Fox summed up the Residents’ philosophy in an interview with the online magazine The Quietus in 2011.

“There is no necessity to take music terribly seriously while you are being totally serious about it,” he said.

Hardy Winfred Fox Jr. was born on March 29, 1945, in Longview, Tex. His father managed oil well leases, and his mother, Lillian (Armer) Fox, was a nurse.

After a peripatetic childhood, he graduated from Rayville High School in Rayville, La., in 1963. Mr. Flynn was his roommate at Louisiana Tech University, from which he graduated in 1967 with a major in art and a minor in business.

In addition to Mr. Kloman, whom he married in 2008 and with whom he had homes in San Anselmo and Forestville, Calif., Mr. Fox is survived by two sisters, Diane Pasel and Linda Perez.

Mr. Flynn said that Mr. Fox retired as president of the Cryptic Corporation in 2016.

Mr. Fox had said that the main reason the Residents insisted on remaining incognito was that they did not want celebrity to impede their creativity.

He said of the group: “They claim they bare themselves completely on records, that to try to talk about their music would only detract from it. And they like for people to draw their own conclusions.”

He added, “I’ve always felt part of the reason, too, is that the Residents’ music tends to attract some weirdos.”

Alain Delaquérière contributed research.

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Sunday, November 4, 2018


Has it really been over 6 years?

After years of neglecting this ‘blog, we are finally returning for more reporting on quirky historical anecdotes and world of pop culture, particularly cartoonist and record collector geek stuff. As you can see, we’ve returned to our old, much cooler mast head with the dinosaurs and Tastee Freeze lettering.  

Well, everything old is new again. Hopefully I will have some news for you soon about the return of an old internet favorite. I say 'hopefully' because we hear the people involved are  currently attempting to work out some technical crap. Hopefully I'll let you know about what the heck I'm even talking about soon.