Elephant Toenail Report Blog Rules, Man!!!!

The band above is the Czech novelty band, Ivan Mladek & Banjo Band. It is typical fair from the great weblog The Elephant Toenail Report at www.elephanttoenailreport.blogspot.com  The blog is full of weird and hilarious stuff, reported in a dry "we can all identify with this" (although no sane person could) manner which makes it that much more hilarious. It is the best thing on the internet.
Honestly, where does he come up with this stuff? CHECK IT OUT!