HAVE A CORNY, CRASS, TACKY, SOULLESS CHRISTMAS YA REDNECK MORON!

The following CDs are currently available for your holiday listening. I don't believe in religion, but oddly enough, I see things like these that cheapen Christmas and they depress me. They also make me question if people have ANY minimum standard for humor. Let's laugh AT them, rather than WITH them, shall we?

LEFT Pull My Finger! Jingle Smells. includes; 12 Farts of Xmas, We Wish You A Smelly Xmas, Oh Gassy Tree, Soil the Halls
RIGHT Santa the Redneck. includes; We Wish You A Merry Mullet, O Come All Ye Shiners, Away in the Beer Keg

LEFT Rudy the Redbone Coon Hound includes; I Shot Christmas Dinner, No Shirt No Shoes No Santa, O Redneck Night
RIGHT 12 Redneck Days of Christmas includes Grandpa Shot Rudolph, Frosty the Beer Mug, Santa The Redneck, Rudy the Redbone Coon Hound

Rudy the Redneck Reindeer Volume 1&2 include; Rudoph Drank the Moonshine, 12 Redneck Days of Christmas

Bubba Claus Vol.1 & 2 (they didn't even bother to take a second photo of Bubba, they just reversed it)
include; Here Comes Bubba Claus, Maxin' Out Our Credit Once Again, Frosty the Beer Mug, We're Havin' Roadkill for Christmas Dinner, I Saw Momma Whippin' Bubba Claus, Up on the Outhouse, Bubba Claus got Rudolph Drunk Again.

LEFT Christmas At The Paradise Trailer Park Y'all. includes; Christmas Eve Warrant, Frosty the Redneck, Hark! Hear My Hemi Roar
RIGHT A Biker's Holiday. includes; Joy to the Hog, All I Want for Christmas is A New Tattoo, Oh! Chrome Intake, Hark! Hear My V-Twin Sing

LEFT If Toothpaste Tasted Like Christmas Dinner, I'd Have More Than One Tooth! includes; Christmas At Bubba's, Santa Ain't No Yankee, Bockin' Good Christmas
RIGHT Matt Roger's Rated X-Mas. The only songs on it NOT too filthy to list; Drunken Santa's Coming to Town, Frosty the Pervert, Have Yourself a 1-900 CHRISTMAS, Have a Pornographic Christmas

SERIOUSLY, remember Christ and his incredible contribution to history, spend quality time with your loved ones, and be SUPER - KIND to your fellow humans!