TEA PARTIERS -- WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE!

These patriotic Tea Partiers dislayed their work ethic by skipping work on a Wednesday to protest a 4% tax increase on their employers.

Hello Tea Partiers!

           You were sharp enough to believe Donald Trump when he said a black man named Barrack Hussein Obama cannot be a U.S. citizen. You were perceptive enough to get on the band wagon when Senator Chuck Grassley (Rep. IA) said that Obama’s health care plan would lead to death panels. You were sufficiently insightful to see the logic of Glenn Beck’s statement that Obama is a guy who hates white people (so, that would include the mother and grandparents who raised him – BIG DEAL!).

             But PEOPLE – YOU’RE MISSING THREE MAJOR ABUSES OF OUR TAX DOLLARS! You simply MUST begin protesting these UNAMERICAN TAX EXPENDITURES ASAP!

             1) On the state level, why are we allowing our tax dollars to go to state universities that teach Liberal Arts? For God’s sake why won’t someone take a stand against this brain washing of our children? At the very least we should insist that these colleges devote equal time to teaching Conservative Arts! I’m not suggesting that these colleges teach that conservative arts are right and liberal arts are wrong. (There’ll be plenty of time to fight for changing that later…)

             2) I was shocked recently to learn that almost 100% of our federal tax dollars go to THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA! Why isn’t that money staying here in the United States? Is this money going to subsidize some little group of coffee growers illegally importing their crop into the U.S.? Think about it – they are not even telling us which district in Columbia the money is going to – just “the” district. Tell us which district of Columbia is receiving all our tax dollars, Obama, and we will tell you the one Spanish word known to all Americans –“NO!”

             3) Believe it or not, about one 50^th of our Federal tax dollars are being spent in support of a NEW MEXICO! It’s bad enough those people are illegally crossing our borders, but now Obama is shoveling about one 50^th of our hard earned tax dollars into a NEW MEXICO right here on U.S. property! He’s flagrantly doing it right before your eyes people! Check out any recent U.S. map and you will see it is right there – plainly marked and already quite a sizable piece of land!

             Wake up and smell the coffee tea partiers! If you don’t, before you know it, the liberals will be telling you, “You’ve buttered your bread, now you can sleep in it!

            We need everyone in The United States to think like a rich (BUT NOT TOO RICH!) ultra – conservative politician, or talk – show host.